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My Purgatorical Home

I was originally going to post this in my main blog, but then I decided that the content was comedic and semi-ironic enough to be graduated from a general position in cyberspace to one more specialized in such dealings - this blog.

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The week went well...I had missed the end halves of Wednesday and Thursday, and we had Friday AND Monday off of school because of "Presidents' Day"...whatever that's about, right? I had been evisioning a weekend, flawless in every way (since I had "forgotten" my calculator (oops, no trig homework) and history book (oops, no history homework))...however, this dream was unfairly smashed on Friday morning at around 8:46am. I awoke to the annoying (sorry for the cliched use of this word in this situation) 'howl' of the wind as it pounded at my windows and ripped at the screen doors. If one would have been standing over me, it may have been a fascinating sight...me, with my covers and hands over my head, afraid the windows would [instantaneously] implode all through my fucking bed, lacerating me and my manhood to little more than a few bloody spots on the pillow shams. Deciding this should NOT be the end of me, I jumped out of bed, grabbing some jeans and a shirt and dressed on the stair landing like I just realized I killed someone the night before, hurriedly dressing to flee the scene. My dog quickly rushed to my side, quivering the way she always does. Balloons, balls, the wind, bags...they all terrify her...I mean, it's NOT like she's some poodle or toy dog...she's a good medium size, fairly intimidating compared to a retarded bag from Target. Nonetheless, there she was, shaking furiously against my leg, so I bent down to comfort her, as if she were a little child. The reason WHY I had gotten up so early on a "weekend" was teeth-related. My mom had made, for me, the day before, an appointment with the doctor (not the dentist, surprised?) for a continual sore throat and enlarging [painful] ball on my gum, which both had all but disappeared by that morning and I needed to notify the office that my attendence would not be necessary, as had been my mom's instructions in said case.

posted by Zaevodnik @ 22:57