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Please, Beat this Girl?

Why is it so funny to watch someone slip and fall? It's quite sadistic to take such a pleasure in the way someone's pain and embarrassment conveys so much pure enjoyment to the other parties surrounding...so much so that we are left gasping for air as the guffaws are let loose and the "slipee's" scoffs follow. Much earlier today, I witnessed one of these events. A prep wearing clogs (which should be the opening line of ALL funny stories), which are now all the rage just because American Eagle thought that whatever looked good on Bavarians in the 1600's should deserve a comeback in contemporary times, walked toward the stairway leading down to the art and music wing of my high school. During the turn that was necessary to enter into the landing of the stairway, the [right] clog so cleanly and smoothly slid out from underneath her flimsy skeleton and caused her heap of bones and muscle matter to collapse into a perfect pile in front of the steps. Now, because this event took place during the transition between first and second period, most high school students would need to rub their eyes to confirm that what had happened actually had...but not me...I was wide awake after having a chat with my Digital Video Production teacher about why I was dropping his class. I promptly laughed and smirked at others I passed in the hall, wishing I could go and kick her the rest of the way down the steps...just for wearing those fuckers. And if that wasn't funny enough, I heard her [still on the floor behind me] say, "That's the SECOND time that's happened today!" Even the tart-cart kids aren't THAT retarded...they learn the FIRST time after burning their tongues on oven-fucking-hot tator tots.

posted by Zaevodnik @ 10:12