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Wegman's is the Shit!

::I posted this on a the MySpace group "Wegmans of Williamsport". I must note that it is required of you to work at Wegmans to join this group, which I don't, but I joined anyway because I love Wegmans.::

I have to admit, I don't work at Wegman's, so I'm sorry if I've already pissed off the group administrator...however, I do GENUINELY LOVE Williamsport's Wegmans. I'm in there at least eight times per week and buy at least 4 french demi baguettes for $1.06 a pop. The selection gives me such a boner as I stand facing the 'wall of water,' as I like to call it. By this, I mean the bottled water aisle, which, since January 1st of this year, has been reorganized (yes, people, I fukin' noticed) and revamped with more water than ever...I stand and stare at all the seltzer water like it's going to speak to me and god has told me to always be fully poised to recieve his word from a bottle of bubbly water. I swear to him though, if one more fucker tries to pedestrian his ass in front of my car as I pull in with a craving for a baguette and he's NOT in the cross-walk, he'll become my instant olive tempenade substitute.

posted by Zaevodnik @ 02:24