Dialogues #1
TinLynne281808: Zorpia.com/Zaevodik You forgot the n before the iZaevodnik: ok, i fixed it
Zaevodnik: besser?
TinLynne281808: what?
Zaevodnik: besser = better, in german
TinLynne281808: well you should know that i wouldn't have known that
Zaevodnik: i know, but i think that some things are understandable to an extent, like, i wouldn't expect a reply to "so, was geht ja alles in deinem hood ab, du verfuckte arschaffe?"...i'm not irrational
TinLynne281808: no but your mom is
Zaevodnik: irrational or an arschaffe?
Zaevodnik: lol
TinLynne281808: shut up
TinLynne281808: so about that candy
Zaevodnik: how about i shit on a paper plate and decorate it with chocolate jimmies, eh?
TinLynne281808: umm...I prefer sugar
Zaevodnik: or maybe i'll barf into a bag of jelly belly jelly beans and mix it with creme de menthe and pineapple?!
Zaevodnik: or maybe just some simple fondu
TinLynne281808: isn't that chesse bread?
Zaevodnik: fondu = a melted substance that you dip multiple things into
TinLynne281808: close enough
Zaevodnik: cheese fondu, chocolate fondu...lard fondu
Zaevodnik: whatever you want
Zaevodnik: can dip fruit, bread...even vegetables if you want to be retarded
TinLynne281808: okay but you still didn't answer my question
waitbird: but anywho, tell me about your life man.
Zaevodnik: well, i think mine can't really compare to such freedom
Zaevodnik: as of tonight, i think i will be stalked by my ex-bestfriend-newly-friend's lover
Zaevodnik: he IM'd me to talk about my relationship with her...let's just say i ended up stating that he might be the one with a broken jaw
Zaevodnik: so...other than that, my life right now's pretty boring
Zaevodnik: i'll be in germany for both july and august, staying with Mona...nice name, huh?
Zaevodnik: i've been creating new blogs instantaneously compulsively...also watching the matrix series sporadically
Zaevodnik: coupled with some Alien Quadrilogy DVD marathons...can't help myself
waitbird: wait, so like a love triangle
waitbird: mona? how do you know a girl named mona in germany?
Zaevodnik: there's something about a slimy newborn alien bursting its way out of a human's chest cavity that makes me say, "are those waffles I smell??"
waitbird: (henry miller wrote a hard-core porn series called "Sexus" and it was set in France but the lead character girl was named Mona and she had the clap, so it's always sorta ruined the name Mona for me, but that's a side note)
waitbird: THE MATRIX!!!!!!!!!!!
Zaevodnik: haha @ the clap
waitbird: THE MATRIXES ARE HTE BEST MOVIES EVER.
waitbird: thought i've never heard of alien quadrilogy
Zaevodnik: i use that all the time
waitbird: HAHAHAHA. waffles.
Zaevodnik: ...so i said to him, "how do you expect to put an alpaca in THERE?!" and jake smacked his side and was all like, "with a plunger, you asshole!...how do you think I got the sheep in there?!"
WaNudd: mmk
Zaevodnik: no, seriously
posted by Zaevodnik @ 22:08
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